January 2012
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December 2011
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I never consider bystanders when i’m “dancing” in my car
cuz i’m invisible in my car.
Go to Safeway: Outkast is playing. Are they even allowed to play songs about smokin dank in the dungeon?
It was awesome.
Disease: (n)
one of those words I have never been able to spell.
Made cereal box gaskets, but they didn’t do shit. Maybe my rings are worn out or something.
When i told my dad i was was using cereal boxes he asked me if it was the breakfast of champions.
I laughed.
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People who think antidepressants are fucked up, are fucked up.
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stupid infomercial selling “sonic hearing”.
EVERYONE IS SMILING.
i wear earphones so i don’t have to hear anything.
you know when you’re watching a movie and someone is crying and lying down? like, pillow talk leads to girl tearing up and then bloop, a tear rolls onto her nose? i always want to see it mosey on over her nose to the other eye, and go into it.
I love zip ties and those pipe tightener things.
I might go shopping for them tomorrow.. like a late Christmas present to myself. duh.
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Looking up soft seizes (overheating engine melts shit together into a nasty problem), i came across this poem about them:
when soft seizing you will hear, the motor goes waaaa ka ka klink. the sound it makes is very clear, the clunk you feel is very distinct. When you ride hard on a nice cold night, or take your filter off on a real hot day. your motor starts to strain and fight, yap yap...
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soundlot didn’t make sense anymore.
pedalhome is much more relevant.
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Big ol’ moped downer.
In short, i took it to a guy to look at and see if he could tell me what i’m doing wrong. He told me to get a better fuel line because the one i have can melt, and that other than what i have done, he doesn’t really know how to help me out that much, since A3s can be a nightmare sometimes. sorry kid. Maybe take it to the scooter place down the street.
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Im tryna stream a movie, and this shit comes up.
for that, i hate you.
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FUUUUUUCK
I just put together my moped AGAIN, and made sure all was dandy.
IT STILL DOESN’T RUN!
god damn, i don’t know what else to do.
Tomos owners, if you know your A3s, let me know, i need your help!
I can post a video of the problem, along with an explanation, i just need some help yo.
Moped army hasn’t helped much..
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It’s probably time to leave the library when the security guard for the 24 hour library days sees you studying and calls you out for never leaving. the fucking security guard. then he said he was going to email my professors and tell them that i work really hard.
Also during studying, the loopiness of finals week came out when we started talking about the economic analysis of having a meth...
Can you text in Chinese?
Something about me.
I can’t smell. I mean, i can, but it has to be some seriously pungent shit, except maybe once every 2 weeks for like 30 seconds that all of the sudden i can smell stuff that isn’t overwhelmingly strong, and i’ll just start smelling everything before it goes away.
they are some seriously enlightening 30 seconds. I can verify if i smell good or bad (very...
mchotdog replied to your post: Empty library? What? Don’t you have more work to…
Chin up. Two years ago my room mate did the same to me but then blacked out while I was at dinner and passed out I’m my bed, having puked on my bed and the only text I still needed. Could be worse.
WHAT?!… i don’t even… oh.my.god.
Empty library? What? Don’t you have more work to do for your finals?
OH wait, not if you’re an obnoxious housemate.. then you start partying by yourself at fucking 1pm on a Wednesday and complain that people are taking naps.. in their rooms.. because they were up late studying and are fucking tired! the anti-disturbance of your premature midday rager must have really been a blow....
Drink Chai and eat a cinnamon roll at 7 am
REALLY HUNGRY 17.5 HOURS LATER.
eating saltines.
i feel empty inside.
i took a nap earlier. i think not having enough sleep, and then sleeping really does a number on your dreams.. because i got shot by an uzi in a drive by. multiple times! it sucked. i remember thinking ” oh crap, i’m so dead.”
Then, later, at the library, i fell asleep in my chair listening to disco. I don’t remember what happened in my brain waves that time, except that...
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Showed someone my new chair balancing skill.
they said, “so i was talking to someone at the house the other day and they picked up a folded dollar bill shirt and said, ‘wow this is so cool, who made it?’ and i said, ’ who do you know that has a bunch of random, pretty useless skills…’ … ‘chandler.’”
Guilty.
Problem:
Page says, “Moved”
I read, “Moped”
not only does this make things confusing until i straighten out my v’s and p’s, but it’s also really distracting. OH COOL, WE GET TO READ ABOUT MOPEDS?!?!?! ohmygawd, best day everrrr
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New Mac related toy!
Step one. grab a pair of earphones that block out some sound, or as much as possible. plug them into your computer.
2: open garage band.
3: make a new track with a “real instrument” and click on vocals.
4: at the bottom of the side bar there is something labelled “monitor”. it is probably “off”. turn it to “on” or “on...
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Another reason i love mopeds:
Making stuff out of unconventional materials or using things from around the house is totally acceptable, and part of the fun.
Gaskets from aluminum cans
piston rings from chainsaws
fuel line for clutches
Come on now, friends, they probably cost less than most of your entertainment devices at this point, and when one of those breaks, you can’t even fix it...
I have found a new study break.
See how long i can balance on the back two legs of my chair.
I’m getting quite good. 4 seconds so far.
7 seconds
11 seconds
13 seconds!
16 seconds! this is really fun..
30 seconds! i would post a video so you would believe me, but i look really stupid when i do it.
1 minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please try this if you have good balance. it’s really a...
studying would go so much quicker if i could command-f my textbooks.
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If I don’t go to a museum today, i will not be satisfied.
I youtubed Grizzly Bear’s Deep Blue Sea and immediately went back to what i was doing.
Then dubstep started playing as part of a youtube commercial.
FUCK YOU(tube), i don’t want to listen to that!