October 2012
1 post
September 2012
1 post
Making a move on someone completely uninterested
whatshouldwecallme:
August 2012
2 posts
When someone I just met has a lot of energy before...
whatshouldwecallme:
word
July 2012
3 posts
“the benefits of mixing your gas with YooHoo instead of oil.”
y u so funny.
5 tags
June 2012
19 posts
2 tags
I spund too much time on looking at mopeds.
spund could be the past tense of spoon, if that was a verb.
“spooned” is some made up malarky, and isn’t a real word.
i'm naked
whoops.
Buzzed, reading the New York Times.
reading is cool.
go knowledge.
dear true love,
ride a fucking moped.
small displacement motorcycles are ok too.
love,
Me
I’m tired of the music on my ipod, anyone want to trade?
"Bitches don't prosper"
- super smash bros. smack talk
May 2012
8 posts
this whole genre of music is confusing.
maybe it’s a sub-genre.
whatever it is, it’s wacky.
Like maple syrup wasabi saltines.
April 2012
22 posts
I burnt my mouth on a boiled beet. fucking LAME.
3 tags
I’m the worst grocery shopper. I went in to buy brownie mix for someone else’s meeting thing, and ended up buying lucky charms, reeces puffs, and milk.
last time i bought sno-balls.
the time before that i bought pudding.
i hope it all goes to my butt.
1 tag
I turned off my facebook and now i’m really fucking bored.
I used to play soccer on a team with a goal keeper with a deformed hand and he couldn’t catch.
he was really mean.