Making a move on someone completely uninterested
When someone I just met has a lot of energy before...
“the benefits of mixing your gas with YooHoo instead of oil.” y u so funny.
I spund too much time on looking at mopeds.
spund could be the past tense of spoon, if that was a verb. “spooned” is some made up malarky, and isn’t a real word.
Buzzed, reading the New York Times. reading is cool. go knowledge.
dear true love, ride a fucking moped. small displacement motorcycles are ok too. love, Me
I’m tired of the music on my ipod, anyone want to trade?
njlively: I gotta stay fly-y-y-y-y-y till i...
"Bitches don't prosper"
- super smash bros. smack talk
this whole genre of music is confusing. maybe it’s a sub-genre. whatever it is, it’s wacky. Like maple syrup wasabi saltines.
I burnt my mouth on a boiled beet. fucking LAME.
dacfml: Gucci Mane ft Chris Brown, Lil Wayne -...
Under The Hood ◊ Specifics & Nujabes ...
myrappername: Glen Close - Binary Star ..then...
I’m the worst grocery shopper. I went in to buy brownie mix for someone else’s meeting thing, and ended up buying lucky charms, reeces puffs, and milk. last time i bought sno-balls. the time before that i bought pudding. i hope it all goes to my butt.
I turned off my facebook and now i’m really fucking bored.
I used to play soccer on a team with a goal keeper with a deformed hand and he couldn’t catch. he was really mean.